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2025 OLD GOBBLER TURKEY HUNTING TEAM CONTEST => 2025 OLD GOBBLER TURKEY HUNTING TEAM CONTEST => Topic started by: GobbleNut on February 21, 2025, 09:22:31 AM

Title: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: GobbleNut on February 21, 2025, 09:22:31 AM
Get after 'em boys!   ;D  :toothy12:  :angel9:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Yoder409 on February 21, 2025, 09:46:12 AM
Yep !!!

Double doses of Geritol.......plenty of fiber.......a couple of blue pills......and let us all have it, boys !!!

In between naps, of course.    :TooFunny:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on February 21, 2025, 11:46:02 AM
Still snowing here. Napping is in order for a few more weeks. The blue pills keep me from accidentally rolling out of the bed.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250221/fe1d6f79a0609f290617c09aaf65925e.jpg)

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on February 21, 2025, 11:56:52 AM
Glad to see the so-called captain finally woke up!! I hope you returned the boat in better shape then last year.. 
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on February 21, 2025, 11:57:58 AM
See "Hapless " made the news again.. :TooFunny:  :toothy12:  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on February 21, 2025, 12:11:21 PM
 :icon_thumright:  :toothy12:  :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: zelmo1 on February 21, 2025, 12:23:54 PM
I'm not a GOAT hater, probably because I'm older than some of them  :OGturkeyhead:  Z
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on February 21, 2025, 12:32:33 PM
I am not a Goat hater, just a GOAT Roaster!!! :TooFunny:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: reflexl on February 21, 2025, 05:13:14 PM
I'm here boss!
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: reflexl on February 21, 2025, 05:19:20 PM
Looks like ole Jeffy and boys got the band back together.
(https://i.imgur.com/m6zAjs8.jpeg)
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: reflexl on February 21, 2025, 05:36:34 PM
Ole Jeffy done went and got some publicity posters made.
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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: backforty on February 22, 2025, 11:59:26 PM
We are checking genetics this yr goats. Those farm birds y'all shoot won't count.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Roost 1 on February 23, 2025, 06:48:41 AM
I'll give yall credit, you are persistent.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on February 23, 2025, 07:40:50 AM
glad to see "Reject" was able to post bail and make it back   :TooFunny:  :toothy12:  :TooFunny:  :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Yoder409 on February 23, 2025, 08:09:48 AM
Quote from: backforty on February 22, 2025, 11:59:26 PMWe are checking genetics this yr goats. Those farm birds y'all shoot won't count.

You mean we FINALLY gonna start adding an extra submission photo,  checkin for corn in the crop ??   :TooFunny:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: eggshell on February 23, 2025, 08:38:05 AM
Better be careful checking crops for corn, Et tu, Brute. I think there's a lot more corn out there then just a barnyard. Now help yourselves to corn checks on any G.O.A.T.S birds, corn is way too much trouble. Now, Oatmeal creme pies might be a problem.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on February 23, 2025, 09:28:25 AM
Anybody that knows the GOATS would know full well we ain't gonna be wasting Corn on critters. We have better uses here in these hills and hollers for our grains.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on February 23, 2025, 05:55:54 PM
Glad to see you made it back from your Friday nite...
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on February 24, 2025, 02:59:11 AM
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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: zelmo1 on February 24, 2025, 08:47:17 AM
Im not scared of the goats sneaking up on me yet, the snow is still up to their goatsticles around here, lol. Z
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on February 24, 2025, 11:55:43 AM
Happy Monday Grummpies!! Why is "Cranky" not playing this year?!?
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: cannonball on February 24, 2025, 01:15:05 PM
Quote from: zelmo1 on February 24, 2025, 08:47:17 AMIm not scared of the goats sneaking up on me yet, the snow is still up to their goatsticles around here, lol. Z

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on February 24, 2025, 02:45:48 PM
Quote from: zelmo1 on February 24, 2025, 08:47:17 AMIm not scared of the goats sneaking up on me yet, the snow is still up to their goatsticles around here, lol. Z
In other words. We have 2" of snow on the ground.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on February 24, 2025, 04:17:04 PM
Think your using that "magical tape" that you use of beards and spurs again  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny: 
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on February 24, 2025, 04:20:12 PM
"Reject" should get his glasses checked, I dont have any tattoos
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on February 24, 2025, 05:10:57 PM
Jiffy pop.... I think a legitimate argument could be made that GOATS have been tattooed on your brain.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Roost 1 on February 24, 2025, 08:49:37 PM
Quote from: JeffC on February 23, 2025, 07:40:50 AMglad to see "Reject" was able to post bail and make it back   :TooFunny:  :toothy12:  :TooFunny:  :icon_thumright:

If reflexl is the reject you are poking be very careful of he's gonna remind us all of that one time he actually killed a bird that counted.  :fud:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on February 24, 2025, 09:53:19 PM
If any GOAT members want to borrow my blender for your puréed meals before I start making margaritas for the spring season,  just say the word. I like to help the elderly when I can, I'm very giving to those in need. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250225/1292a61e04b8c3c33b8db0c5ab1437e4.jpg)


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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on February 25, 2025, 01:11:46 AM
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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: eggshell on February 25, 2025, 06:07:37 AM
I believe those are sheep and sheep come in flocks, sometimes you gotta wear who you are....
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on February 25, 2025, 08:08:20 AM
Good news I found "Cranky" he has a new job, hes cleaning up GobbleNut trying to get back on team!! :TooFunny:  :toothy12:  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on February 25, 2025, 08:39:38 AM
Quote from: eggshell on February 25, 2025, 06:07:37 AMI believe those are sheep and sheep come in flocks, sometimes you gotta wear who you are....

:morning: From my perspective they look like hornless goats, but then... from past experience they might be goats in wolves clothing pretending to be sheep...
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on February 25, 2025, 09:11:50 AM
Quote from: lacire on February 25, 2025, 08:39:38 AM
Quote from: eggshell on February 25, 2025, 06:07:37 AMI believe those are sheep and sheep come in flocks, sometimes you gotta wear who you are....

:morning: From my perspective they look like hornless goats, but then... from past experience they might be goats in wolves clothing pretending to be sheep...
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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on February 25, 2025, 11:18:06 AM
Seems to me that there is a lot of jealousy in how good we look when we get our pitchure made. Some have it, and most don't. Only the best and brightest make it to GOAT level.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on February 25, 2025, 12:48:37 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 25, 2025, 11:18:06 AMSeems to me that there is a lot of jealousy in how good we look when we get our pitchure made. Some have it, and most don't. Only the best and brightest make it to GOAT level.

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Hap, I have a hard time telling you goats apart, are you in the middle or on the right in that picture?
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on February 25, 2025, 05:58:20 PM
Quote from: lacire on February 25, 2025, 12:48:37 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 25, 2025, 11:18:06 AMSeems to me that there is a lot of jealousy in how good we look when we get our pitchure made. Some have it, and most don't. Only the best and brightest make it to GOAT level.

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Hap, I have a hard time telling you goats apart, are you in the middle or on the right in that picture?
You obviously have never seen me. You would know instantly if you had.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on February 26, 2025, 03:45:14 PM
I am sure all of us would instantly recognize the one and only "Bad-looking and Crusty member of the Delusional Club"
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on February 27, 2025, 11:58:05 AM
 :morning: Grummpies!!
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on February 27, 2025, 05:21:54 PM
Quote from: JeffC on February 27, 2025, 11:58:05 AM:morning: Grummpies!!
Morning was at 4am Jiffy Pop. Keep up cause we ain't even started.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on February 27, 2025, 07:49:44 PM
I'm Soooo impressed by people who wake up early, what an impressive attribute. I'm in awe of you early risers😆😆😆
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on February 27, 2025, 07:57:38 PM
My wife wakes up at about 4-5. Of course I have a problem with this, because morning people are extremely annoying, but I don't complain too much, because she can take me out most probably.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on February 28, 2025, 01:06:59 PM
Just saw this message from the leader of the meowing 20's. Looks like they know what they are working with as a team at least. Here is a rough interpretation of his message.

Guys ya know, Goats are the greatest There is no way we will be able to compete with them on any level so just rule that out . Bees like to dance around on flowers. Flocks get scattered and experience group panick attacks. We at the meowing 20's don't know much of anything. We've got a stellar elite team that one day we will figure out what we are actually good at. For the group meeting at Chucky Cheese, each member is to bring their own bug collections and will be given 15 minutes for show and tell. We will not be supplying crayons as some members have not been able to restrain from eating them. Due to a lack of talent, we have determined that the 20 gauge is a hazard to members and will be handing out nerf guns instead. All the other teams will come witness the various ways we will find to injure ourselves with them as well. Should be a good time finally getting some attention. Now, if only some women would look our way, it would be awesome.

For 2025, we have the highest number of returning members that survived last season in our history. Although we know the address to the hospital well, from our last stunning campaign, let's please take a moment to reintroduce ourselves to the team again. Tell us whatever information about yourself that you feel comfortable divulging that doesn't directly violate your parole or set off your ankle bracelet.
We do have assigned  parking for Big Wheels.




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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 01, 2025, 02:04:57 PM
"Hapless the Delusional" is already throwing out the "gonna slay Sabbaticals" Somebody really needs to talk to his Doctor and cut back some of those meds....
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: eggshell on March 01, 2025, 02:23:08 PM
Pool party at Jeff's
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 01, 2025, 07:39:29 PM
Listen "Crackedshell" at least I take a bath, you should try it sometime.... :goofball:  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 02, 2025, 08:49:47 AM
Quote from: JeffC on March 01, 2025, 07:39:29 PMListen "Crackedshell" at least I take a bath, you should try it sometime.... :goofball:  :TooFunny:
Baths huh? With bubbles, some Yanni music and wine? Us GOATS just chip some ice out of the pond grab a bar of lava soap and jump in. We aren't the pampered type though.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 03, 2025, 12:31:00 PM
Look at that you sneak in a new guy while hes headed south and he kills a nice Tom while the rest of you are sleeping  Grumpies...Congrats Only Jake Fans!! Nice hooks!
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 03, 2025, 03:46:53 PM
Someone go wake up "Reject", see if hes going to keep a running score thread again.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 03, 2025, 08:56:48 PM
 :goofball:  :goofball:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on March 04, 2025, 12:39:19 AM
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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 04, 2025, 04:54:00 AM
Jiffy Pop gets a bit carried away with his surveillance
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 04, 2025, 11:07:11 AM
I don't know, it appears as though lacire has some weird voyeuristic tendencies 😳
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 04, 2025, 11:49:13 AM
He is a paid Top-Secret Agent that has to keep an eye on the Grumpies that are out on probation!!
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 04, 2025, 12:01:43 PM
lacire spying on the GOATs


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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Clif Owen on March 04, 2025, 12:05:21 PM
Good luck guys!
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 04, 2025, 01:27:15 PM
lacire gives new meaning to peeping Tom:


"Guys check this out!...guys? Guys?! GUYs??!!!!!
Where did everyone go?"


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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 04, 2025, 01:38:58 PM
Quote from: Clif Owen on March 04, 2025, 12:05:21 PMGood luck guys!
Thank you, sir, and the same to you.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 04, 2025, 01:43:07 PM
Quote from: JeffC on March 04, 2025, 11:49:13 AMHe is a paid Top-Secret Agent that has to keep an eye on the Grumpies that are out on probation!!
We know that's a lie. Ain't none of ya'll that are able to keep your mouths shut long enough. The probation part may or may not be true.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 04, 2025, 02:07:19 PM
"Secret agent" lacire at it again!


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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 04, 2025, 02:12:17 PM
I hope he didn't see who I just had lunch with. I don't need that kind of publicity

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on March 04, 2025, 03:47:37 PM
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I saw you.....
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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 04, 2025, 04:27:36 PM
Quote from: lacire on March 04, 2025, 03:47:37 PM(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250304/10d2732f687d4584e63be2412e4791f7.jpg)

I saw you.....
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Whew...... I'm glad I got away with it.


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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 05, 2025, 06:58:26 AM
Morning Flockers. I am liking your attitudes this year(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250305/314fef55c16af606eff5d9097d068b64.jpg)

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 05, 2025, 07:52:34 AM
The Secret Hapless Lunch... :TooFunny:  :toothy12:  :TooFunny: 
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 05, 2025, 06:31:25 PM
Looks like i have thrown Jeffy and Lasear for a loop. Probably spent all day trying to dig up satellite footage of what I have been up to.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on March 05, 2025, 08:51:05 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 05, 2025, 06:58:26 AMMorning Flockers. I am liking your attitudes this year(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250305/314fef55c16af606eff5d9097d068b64.jpg)

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This looks suspiciously LaEclaire walking away from his burning car
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 05, 2025, 09:19:45 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 05, 2025, 06:31:25 PMLooks like i have thrown Jeffy and Lasear for a loop. Probably spent all day trying to dig up satellite footage of what I have been up to.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 06, 2025, 07:57:36 AM
I was trying to be nice and not expose your true passion...now the world will know you love to dress up as a princess... :toothy12:  :TooFunny:  :toothy12:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 06, 2025, 05:43:33 PM
Jiffy, your research is about on par with those tabloid magazines. Everyone knows I would at least have some matching high heels if that was truly me.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: RutnNStrutn on March 06, 2025, 06:36:25 PM
GOATS?(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250306/6c59cedf661686587fe3760d2af3891a.jpg)

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: GobbleNut on March 06, 2025, 07:08:11 PM
Quote from: RutnNStrutn on March 06, 2025, 06:36:25 PMGOATS?(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250306/6c59cedf661686587fe3760d2af3891a.jpg)

Where you been, man? I was beginning to worry that something had happened to you... ???
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 06, 2025, 07:11:17 PM
I know, right? You would think these other fellows would appreciate greatness when they see it. But no, everyone has to take pot shots and try to drag us down to their level. Thank goodness we are wise, classy, and sophisticated. Thank goodness we are here to set a standard around this place.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 06, 2025, 07:59:07 PM
Please stop "Delusional Princess" your making me sick....
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 06, 2025, 08:26:11 PM
Please stop "Delusional Princess" your making me sick....

Sick with envy........

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: RutnNStrutn on March 06, 2025, 10:02:05 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 06, 2025, 07:11:17 PMI know, right? You would think these other fellows would appreciate greatness when they see it. But no, everyone has to take pot shots and try to drag us down to their level. Thank goodness we are wise, classy, and sophisticated. Thank goodness we are here to set a standard around this place.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: RutnNStrutn on March 06, 2025, 10:07:18 PM
Quote from: GobbleNut on March 06, 2025, 07:08:11 PM
Quote from: RutnNStrutn on March 06, 2025, 06:36:25 PMGOATS?(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250306/6c59cedf661686587fe3760d2af3891a.jpg)

Where you been, man? I was beginning to worry that something had happened to you... ???
This retiree life is rough!! I tell ya guys, all kidding aside, I'm busier now than when I was still working. I'm good though, and ready to get to the business of reclaiming the title for Team GNH!!!

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 07, 2025, 08:07:24 AM
Good Morning Grumpies!!
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 07, 2025, 08:09:04 AM
So did anybody rattle "Reject's" cage and wake him up yet?? He needs to start the score page.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: reflexl on March 07, 2025, 09:22:53 AM
Just remember, ole Jeffy is a closet goat lover.
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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on March 07, 2025, 02:55:05 PM
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I love having Goat season right before spring turkey... a lot easier to call in and shoot.


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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 07, 2025, 09:42:33 PM
With shot placement like that... no wonder you are on the tattered sock team

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on March 08, 2025, 02:41:48 AM
Quote from: Happy on March 07, 2025, 09:42:33 PMWith shot placement like that... no wonder you are on the tattered sock team

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Just knee capping the first one, the others will be confused and run around in circles for hours.  :smiley-char092:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on March 08, 2025, 03:02:37 AM
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Gotta love Goat season...


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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 08, 2025, 06:57:05 AM
We've been running circles round y'all for years Eclaire.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 08, 2025, 07:53:04 AM
Grummpies dont run to do anything except to the little debbie store...  :TooFunny:  :toothy12:  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: GobbleNut on March 08, 2025, 08:19:33 AM
 :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:
Man, I am glad I start this thread every year! ...Then I just sit back and watch what happens...and LMAO...  ;D  :toothy12:  :angel9:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 08, 2025, 11:50:38 AM
This is where I earn my keep. Once seasons open, my work is done. Other than updating with selfies to show off my rugged good looks.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on March 08, 2025, 12:44:37 PM
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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 08, 2025, 01:29:13 PM
 :goofball:  :TooFunny:  :goofball:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 08, 2025, 06:47:20 PM
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A lie as well. It's well known the GOATS don't chase the ladies. They gravitate to us.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: HookedonHooks on March 09, 2025, 11:02:50 AM
Only 6 teams this year?

Shooting for Top 5 bragging rights!  :funnyturkey:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 09, 2025, 11:28:04 AM
I have zero goals. Right now is when I do my best work. By the time turkey season gets to my neck of the woods, I will be exhausted, and the best I will be able to do is find some successful hunter and convince them to let me pose with their turkey. The most popular, good- looking, manly, articulate, and classy team has always been the GOATS. So it's already game over. Nice to see you venture over, though, sir. The more the merrier, this is the pregame party zone. Those other teams are still playing with their construction paper and crayons, trying to get invites made up.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 09, 2025, 01:27:48 PM
Quote from: HookedonHooks on March 09, 2025, 11:02:50 AMOnly 6 teams this year?

Shooting for Top 5 bragging rights!  :funnyturkey:

7 Teams, Runs & Noses were late to sign in. OG tech team has not put them in yet.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 09, 2025, 03:15:52 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 09, 2025, 11:28:04 AMThe most popular, good- looking, manly, articulate, and classy team has always been the GOATS.

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I will help translate Happy's words into intelligible English so we call all understand what he's actually trying to say.

Replace the following words in the above statement:
Change:
-popular to infamous
-good to goat
-manly to elderly
-articulate to antiquated
and
-classy to gassy

There you go, that statement makes sense now. Everyone can finally understand!



Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: TrackeySauresRex on March 09, 2025, 04:51:12 PM
Quote from: JeffC on March 09, 2025, 01:27:48 PM
Quote from: HookedonHooks on March 09, 2025, 11:02:50 AMOnly 6 teams this year?

Shooting for Top 5 bragging rights!  :funnyturkey:

7 Teams, Runs & Noses were late to sign in. OG tech team has not put them in yet.

The GOATS! The Grumpy,Old, And Tired Slugs.  :funnyturkey:

I hope we didn't miss the deadline. However, it's still gonna be great sitting back and talking smack on Y'all.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 09, 2025, 07:15:38 PM
I hope yall didn't miss either. Your in in my book. And Zobo. If I wanted the other teams to understand what I wrote, I would have used single syllable words.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on March 09, 2025, 07:41:29 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 09, 2025, 07:15:38 PMI hope yall didn't miss either. Your in in my book. And Zobo. If I wanted the other teams to understand what I wrote, I would have used single syllable words.

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Happy has a handle on Ebonics too...  O0
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 09, 2025, 08:08:21 PM
 :funnyturkey:  :funnyturkey:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: eggshell on March 10, 2025, 08:17:02 AM
Well zitbo, those may all be true, but we still kill the crap out of gobblers. Even in our elderly, physically limited and gassy state.....WE RULE.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on March 10, 2025, 11:09:28 AM
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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 10, 2025, 03:15:13 PM
I'll try to explain this, don't worry I'll go slow, but we are not farm animals. We're not scattered in any way, we don't roar like scary lions, we aren't b grade killers and we're not hanging on by a limb.
We are LONGBEARDS!!! ...
elite, on another level of sophistication and intelligence, and of course idolized by many. 


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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 10, 2025, 03:30:16 PM

Our superior knowledge, skill set and endurance will led us to victory. And if the Gods don't will it, we still will be the envy of the forum because of our good looks (sorry Happy), sense of humor(sorry JeffC) and popularity with women (sorry lacire).

Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 10, 2025, 05:49:30 PM
Quote from: Zobo on March 10, 2025, 03:15:13 PMI'll try to explain this, don't worry I'll go slow, but we are not farm animals. We're not scattered in any way, we don't roar like scary lions, we aren't b grade killers and we're not hanging on by a limb.
We are LONGBEARDS!!! ...
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At the funny farm? Or maybe one of those sci-fi conventions?
Better put some Duracell's in your light saber and wear your brown pants Zobo.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on March 10, 2025, 08:09:43 PM
Happy, I think Bobo and the rest of the limpbeards are delusional from attending too many of those Mid-evil renaissance fairs
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 10, 2025, 09:02:19 PM
 :happyshake:  :happyshake:  :happyshake:  :happyshake:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 10, 2025, 09:26:24 PM
They all seem to be getting a little heavy into the mead and longleaf. Explains the knockoff oatmeal creme pies. A true master understands that those are to be used only in the middle of combat. Pretty sure the only thing they have fought today is the sofa.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on March 10, 2025, 09:29:40 PM
That's true, an Xbox is no substitute for patterning an 870
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 10, 2025, 10:37:28 PM
I wouldn't expect you GOATs to get it, sometimes it's difficult being this cool.


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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on March 11, 2025, 12:28:42 AM
Quote from: Zobo on March 10, 2025, 10:37:28 PMI wouldn't expect you GOATs to get it, sometimes it's difficult being this cool.


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Hobo, how are you going to play a trumpet with all that hair.

And what are you going to do if you run into one of the Gimps and Posers team members in the woods, they'll lock you up just for looking like that.


By the way you have some nice trumpets in your collection


Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 11, 2025, 05:07:19 AM
Oh dear. It's worse than I thought. While I have nothing against a good bourbon and cigar once in a while, a glass of Evan William's and a swisher sweet do not count. Also, it looks like you raided Elton John, and the set from Shrek. Do you know why they have never made the movie "Jon Wick vs. Snow White and the dwarfs?" It's because it wouldn't be a movie. It would be a tragedy. You are outclassed in every way. Maybe with some proper training you could be helped. Right now, it's time to be in the gym, sir. Not passed out in a bus down by the river.


Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: eggshell on March 11, 2025, 07:40:13 AM
UUhhhh, beards, big beamed lodges(blinds), bourbon, cigars, sunglasses and silly hats don't make you cool! When everyone else mocks you because they wish they were you, your really cool. You don't need to dress up and pound on a table, just being you is cool.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: TrackeySauresRex on March 11, 2025, 09:15:10 AM
Hey GOATS!
It looks like GnH is in on the late entry.  :toothy9:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 11, 2025, 10:09:51 AM
Quote from: eggshell on March 11, 2025, 07:40:13 AMjust being you is cool.

Maybe for you eggdrop soup, but not in Happy's case. 🤣
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 11, 2025, 10:33:56 AM
Quote from: Happy on March 11, 2025, 05:07:19 AMOh dear. It's worse than I thought.


Don't worry Happy. I'll be in acceptable shape and ready to go for the so called "competition." I'm just enjoying the pre season. You need to relax a little and smell a flower or something. Your criticism of bourbon and cigars truly cements you in the elitist category, but clearly you need to hone up on your fashion sense.

Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 11, 2025, 10:39:43 AM
Quote from: crow on March 11, 2025, 12:28:42 AMHobo, how are you going to play a trumpet with all that hair.

Well thank you for your concern but it's not an issue because I play the mandolin.
If I were to play a brass instrument it would be the saxophone.
I know that you and Happy are more the tuba types. 😆
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 11, 2025, 11:07:26 AM
Zobo,
I understand you might have been born in a barn. I was raised in a trailer. However, having some drive and ambition can make wonderful things happen. You don't have to be stuck with cheap whiskey and cigars dressed like a hobo and driving a busted minivan. A little self-restraint and culture is good for a man. To be a GOAT, one must be equally at home in a holler, with a pinch of Copenhagen sampling some moonshine as in a private jet, with a glass of Blantons, and a maduro wrapped cigar. And by the way, tubas blow. A samick and fender 6 string is more appropriate.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 11, 2025, 12:13:27 PM
What's wrong with a minivan? I'll have you know Mark Wahlberg drives the same van as I when traveling incognito.
BTW:
Incognito means "in disguise." 🥸

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: GobbleNut on March 11, 2025, 02:09:48 PM
Quote from: Zobo on March 11, 2025, 12:13:27 PM...Mark Wahlberg drives the same van as I when traveling incognito.
BTW:
Incognito means "in disguise." 🥸

;D Glad you cleared that up, Zob!  I was just getting ready to look for a dictionary.  Still have to...but now I just have to see what "disguise" means cuz I'm a good deducer...  :D
By the way, what's the problem with dees guys that they can't get their cogs in neato?  :bartsimpson:  :happy0167:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 11, 2025, 03:45:39 PM
Zobo your garage is cleaner then most rooms in my house, I have a 2 1/2 car garage that has a single walkway around the junk I have. Never even had a car in it the 21 years we have lived there!
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 11, 2025, 04:00:52 PM
Thats pretty funny "Princess Hapless" making fun of someone else's looks... :toothy12:  :toothy12: 
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 11, 2025, 05:03:26 PM
Quote from: GobbleNut on March 11, 2025, 02:09:48 PM
Quote from: Zobo on March 11, 2025, 12:13:27 PM...Mark Wahlberg drives the same van as I when traveling incognito.
BTW:
Incognito means "in disguise." 🥸

;D Glad you cleared that up, Zob!  I was just getting ready to look for a dictionary.  Still have to...but now I just have to see what "disguise" means cuz I'm a good deducer...  :D
By the way, what's the problem with dees guys that they can't get their cogs in neato?  :bartsimpson:  :happy0167:

Oh I know you know GobbleNut! I was certainly not talking to the likes of a distinguished, smart and highly articulate individual such as yourself. I was just trying to elucidate  for some of the less fortunate members of your team.
BTW:
Elucidate means to clarify  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 11, 2025, 06:14:20 PM
Zobo,
How much time have you spent in a thesaurus today? And Mark Wahlberg? Really? The guy formerly known as Marky Mark? . Talk about aiming low. I guess there is less chance of disappointment if you live life that way.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 11, 2025, 06:25:21 PM
I might aim low, but I never need a second shot.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 11, 2025, 06:32:14 PM
True. I suppose a second shot typically wouldn't be considered after one has just shot himself in the foot. See, i can sound edjumacated too!
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 11, 2025, 08:54:07 PM
Alright, alright Happy I give up!
I'm clearly no match for your wit and wisdom.
I guess I'll take your advice from now on. I will do what Happy does and always aim high. 😃


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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 11, 2025, 09:53:39 PM
All in good fun, Zobo. This is where I earn my keep. Go kill a gobbler this spring and remind me of your superior abilities in that department later on this spring. I really hope you do.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on March 12, 2025, 01:45:33 AM
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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 12, 2025, 08:00:08 AM
WAKE UP GRUMPIES!!!  :z-guntootsmiley:   :z-guntootsmiley:  Season is getting ready to open in the South!!
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on March 12, 2025, 09:26:23 AM
Quote from: JeffC on March 12, 2025, 08:00:08 AMWAKE UP GRUMPIES!!!  :z-guntootsmiley:   :z-guntootsmiley:  Season is getting ready to open in the South!!



Don't worry, Jetlag and O.J.Fans are coming, and hell's coming with them.
They are about to unleash the Crackin.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: GobbleNut on March 12, 2025, 09:33:04 AM
Quote from: Zobo on March 11, 2025, 05:03:26 PM
Quote from: Zobo on March 11, 2025, 05:03:26 PM
Quote from: GobbleNut on March 11, 2025, 02:09:48 PM
Quote from: Zobo on March 11, 2025, 12:13:27 PM...Mark Wahlberg drives the same van as I when traveling incognito.
BTW:
Incognito means "in disguise." 🥸

;D Glad you cleared that up, Zob!  I was just getting ready to look for a dictionary.  Still have to...but now I just have to see what "disguise" means cuz I'm a good deducer...  :D
By the way, what's the problem with dees guys that they can't get their cogs in neato?  :bartsimpson:  :happy0167:

Oh I know you know GobbleNut! I was certainly not talking to the likes of a distinguished, smart and highly articulate individual such as yourself. I was just trying to elucidate  for some of the less fortunate members of your team.
BTW:
Elucidate means to clarify  :TooFunny:
QuoteOh, I know what that means. I had plenty of elusive dates in my younger years. They mostly clarified that I should just go turkey huntin' instead...  ;D
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 12, 2025, 10:45:10 AM
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Hey lackluster, you have some impressive volumes in your library!
Where do you keep that book, between your copies of "Reaping for Dummies" and "Success With Drones: how modern technology can improve your turkey haul" ???  :wave:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on March 12, 2025, 12:20:14 PM
I want through my grandkids books and found one I think you'll like, it's easy to comprehend, lots of pictures and hardly anything to read, hope it doesn't cause any nightmares....(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250312/1be2ab7377a9cd9b5c67ea66e3cb0638.jpg)


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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 12, 2025, 01:16:31 PM
Well, it's cute, but sorry to burst your bubble, it's just a fairytale.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 12, 2025, 01:44:18 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 11, 2025, 09:53:39 PM All in good fun, Zobo. This is where I earn my keep. Go kill a gobbler this spring and remind me of your superior abilities in that department later on this spring. I really hope you do.

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Ok Sappy, will do  :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 12, 2025, 06:11:51 PM
Very nice! We have other teams insulting each other on our thread. It's about to be a party. I like it! I am not sure how Jiffy Pop and Labamba are gonna survive if they have to make memes of all the teams. Poor fellows are gonna be worn out by April. Heck, they are probably already worn out, to be honest.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on March 12, 2025, 08:27:42 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 12, 2025, 06:11:51 PMVery nice! We have other teams insulting each other on our thread. It's about to be a party. I like it! I am not sure how Jiffy Pop and Labamba are gonna survive if they have to make memes of all the teams. Poor fellows are gonna be worn out by April. Heck, they are probably already worn out, to be honest.

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Right now they're  riding that Lil Debbie's high, just wait till they come crashing off that sugar train.

Poor fellows just need a decent protein dinner, probably half of them are vegans and the other half are vegetarians .

Last year was embarrassing when LeEclaire stuck his game tag on that red pepper

Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 12, 2025, 08:31:50 PM
I have heard it rumored that 100% of vegans are bad hunters.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on March 13, 2025, 11:11:59 AM
Quote from: Happy on March 12, 2025, 06:11:51 PMVery nice! We have other teams insulting each other on our thread. It's about to be a party. I like it! I am not sure how Jiffy Pop and Labamba are gonna survive if they have to make memes of all the teams. Poor fellows are gonna be worn out by April. Heck, they are probably already worn out, to be honest.

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I mostly go Goat plinking and don't stray to far from the pocket guide.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 13, 2025, 11:14:06 AM
Quote from: JeffC on March 11, 2025, 03:45:39 PMZobo your garage is cleaner then most rooms in my house, I have a 2 1/2 car garage that has a single walkway around the junk I have. Never even had a car in it the 21 years we have lived there!

No worries Jeff, they say being messy is a sign of higher intelligence.
Talking to yourself, lack of personal grooming, fits of brooding anger and serial killing are also signs of higher intelligence. 😳
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on March 13, 2025, 04:26:51 PM
Quote from: crow on March 12, 2025, 08:27:42 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 12, 2025, 06:11:51 PMVery nice! We have other teams insulting each other on our thread. It's about to be a party. I like it! I am not sure how Jiffy Pop and Labamba are gonna survive if they have to make memes of all the teams. Poor fellows are gonna be worn out by April. Heck, they are probably already worn out, to be honest.

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Right now they're  riding that Lil Debbie's high, just wait till they come crashing off that sugar train.

Poor fellows just need a decent protein dinner, probably half of them are vegans and the other half are vegetarians .

Last year was embarrassing when LeEclaire stuck his game tag on that red pepper

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 13, 2025, 05:01:36 PM
The only thing you need to learn about the GOATS team is that they are superior in every way Lacroix.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: zelmo1 on March 14, 2025, 04:40:41 AM
Dammit, by lacire's chart, I'm a longbearded goat :OGturkeyhead:  :OGturkeyhead:  Z
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on March 14, 2025, 02:17:21 PM
Quote from: zelmo1 on March 14, 2025, 04:40:41 AMDammit, by lacire's chart, I'm a longbearded goat :OGturkeyhead:  :OGturkeyhead:  Z

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 14, 2025, 03:35:28 PM
 Helpless after a few boxes of little Debbie's   :toothy12:  :TooFunny:  :toothy12:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 14, 2025, 08:41:11 PM
Sounds like some of y'all suffer from that Dunlop disease.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on March 14, 2025, 10:36:52 PM
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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on March 14, 2025, 10:49:36 PM
Now that right there is disturbing
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on March 14, 2025, 10:49:58 PM
 :newmascot:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on March 14, 2025, 11:51:20 PM
Quote from: crow on March 14, 2025, 10:49:36 PMNow that right there is disturbing

:TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 15, 2025, 05:41:56 AM
Quote from: crow on March 14, 2025, 10:49:36 PMNow that right there is disturbing
.

And now we know how the Scattered Flockers gather back together.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 15, 2025, 03:12:06 PM
 :goofball:  :toothy12:  :goofball:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 15, 2025, 09:49:35 PM
Meanwhile, as the GOATs and Flock continue to berate each other with mildly amusing memes and comments, the Longbeards are shooting gobblers and beginning to put up numbers!


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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on March 15, 2025, 09:50:50 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 15, 2025, 05:41:56 AM
Quote from: crow on March 14, 2025, 10:49:36 PMNow that right there is disturbing
.

And now we know how the Scattered Flockers gather back together.




That pic reminds me of the time the Shattered Flunkies tried to surround that Amish free range Jake that was roosted in that half acre patch of scrub trees, poor little Jake never hurt nobody.

Course he did double their score
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 15, 2025, 09:59:17 PM
Quote from: crow on March 15, 2025, 09:50:50 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 15, 2025, 05:41:56 AM
Quote from: crow on March 14, 2025, 10:49:36 PMNow that right there is disturbing
.

And now we know how the Scattered Flockers gather back together.




That pic reminds me of the time the Shattered Flunkies tried to surround that Amish free range Jake that was roosted in that half acre patch of scrub trees, poor little Jake never hurt nobody.

Course he did double their score


Shot the little guy right out of the tree did they? Yup, sounds about right.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on March 15, 2025, 10:11:35 PM
Poor little feller lost his foothold from all that stomping, broke his neck in the fall,

Turned out ok though, the quickest flunkie whipped out a tag and had it fixed to him before the flop could stop.

Just embarrassing 
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on March 16, 2025, 12:11:08 AM
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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 16, 2025, 03:09:45 PM
Meanwhile:  As the "Killer B Grade Hunters" are busy shooting YouTube videos of themselves (yippee!), the Longbeards are silently, stealthily and confidently shooting 
gobblers and celebrating in the bounty of the forest.

Picture is of pOkrs3%Â¥ to the ninth power  (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250316/29c6abf3ece6ae8f047cf08740021dff.jpg)


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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 16, 2025, 05:13:38 PM
Sounds like Zobo found some shrooms.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on March 16, 2025, 07:57:21 PM
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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 16, 2025, 09:02:44 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 16, 2025, 05:13:38 PMSounds like Zobo found some shrooms.

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I do believe the same could be said of lacire  :z-dizzy:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 17, 2025, 03:54:34 PM
Old "Cranky" can't stay away even though he bailed out on his team.  :TooFunny:  :toothy12:  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 17, 2025, 04:02:51 PM
And the newest selfie of "Hapless"   :you_rock:  :toothy12:  :you_rock:  :toothy12:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 17, 2025, 04:59:36 PM
Might wanna recheck the roster, Jiffy. Crow is present and stronger than ever. And my selfies are the best. No one does them better. Think you're into Zobos shrooms, too.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Paulmyr on March 17, 2025, 07:25:00 PM
Hey guys! How's it going?

I see my fellow Goats have been doing a fine job of slapping down the b-grade goat memes coming from the unwashed.

Keep up the good work guys!!!
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 17, 2025, 08:22:55 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on March 17, 2025, 08:28:15 PM
 :fud: I must of missed something, I'm here and I'm all there
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 17, 2025, 08:38:31 PM
I don't know what lackey and the Shattered Blockheads are talking about. They might want to put down their phones and pickup a shotgun.
The aged GOAT cheeses are on the board and of course, so are the Longbeards.
Just saying 😎
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 17, 2025, 08:44:29 PM
Throwing YELLOW challenge flag, thats deception, "Cranky" told me he wasnt on team this year!! I even invited him to join our team, even offered to let him hunt with me!!!!

Offer is off the table you double crossing spy!!! I almost fell for your ticks...  :OGturkeyhead:  :goofball:  >:( 
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 17, 2025, 09:02:59 PM
"Dam I stink like a GRUMPIE!!"
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 17, 2025, 09:07:09 PM
 :welcomeOG:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 17, 2025, 09:19:05 PM
Quote from: JeffC on March 17, 2025, 08:44:29 PMThrowing YELLOW challenge flag, thats deception, "Cranky" told me he wasnt on team this year!! I even invited him to join our team, even offered to let him hunt with me!!!!

Offer is off the table you double crossing spy!!! I almost fell for your ticks...  :OGturkeyhead:  :goofball:  >:(
When you tangle with the GOATS, you get defeated mentally before we even start the real arse woopin. It's fairly obvious that we have you and Lacyboy completely disoriented.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on March 17, 2025, 09:31:10 PM
Well jiffy pop I hate to burst your tinfoil bubble but I have it all memorized

GPS coordinates, latitude/longitude #'s, your teams best parking spots, even who on your team takes the plug out of their guns. Oh, and them using 000buck, got their numbers too.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on March 18, 2025, 01:44:55 AM
Quote from: crow on March 17, 2025, 09:31:10 PMWell jiffy pop I hate to burst your tinfoil bubble but I have it all memorized

GPS coordinates, latitude/longitude #'s, your teams best parking spots, even who on your team takes the plug out of their guns. Oh, and them using 000buck, got their numbers too.


What's a plug?
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on March 18, 2025, 02:37:09 AM
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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 18, 2025, 06:30:00 AM
That's it. Keep feverishly creating memes and ignore reality Lactose. Anyone who knows us would never believe Sitka could afford the price to have Crow, and I wear their camo for a photoshoot. They obviously blew their budget on some F grade models. Maybe ask some of the boring 20's. At least they named themselves right cause they sure as heck ain't 10's in anyone's world.


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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 18, 2025, 07:34:44 AM
"Hapless" and "Cranky" telling each other bedtime stories.. :TooFunny:  :toothy12:  :TooFunny: 
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on March 18, 2025, 08:01:56 AM
Quote from: lacire on March 18, 2025, 01:44:55 AM
Quote from: crow on March 17, 2025, 09:31:10 PMWell jiffy pop I hate to burst your tinfoil bubble but I have it all memorized

GPS coordinates, latitude/longitude #'s, your teams best parking spots, even who on your team takes the plug out of their guns. Oh, and them using 000buck, got their numbers too.


What's a plug?




A plug goes in the left barrel of a sxs, makes the hunt more interesting, I thought everybody knew that.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on March 18, 2025, 08:05:25 AM
Lactose  :TooFunny: , at least that's a little more polite that LeShart.



Of course Lactose in some people can create LeSharts in other people  :D
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on March 18, 2025, 11:28:04 PM
Quote from: crow on March 18, 2025, 08:01:56 AM
Quote from: lacire on March 18, 2025, 01:44:55 AM
Quote from: crow on March 17, 2025, 09:31:10 PMWell jiffy pop I hate to burst your tinfoil bubble but I have it all memorized

GPS coordinates, latitude/longitude #'s, your teams best parking spots, even who on your team takes the plug out of their guns. Oh, and them using 000buck, got their numbers too.


What's a plug?




A plug goes in the left barrel of a sxs, makes the hunt more interesting, I thought everybody knew that.

I gotcha, I've only ever used a single barrel so I've never had to fuss with one of those.  :thanks:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on March 18, 2025, 11:34:17 PM
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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 19, 2025, 07:59:44 AM
 :icon_thumright:  :toothy12:  :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 19, 2025, 08:00:07 AM
 :TooFunny:  :toothy12:  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 19, 2025, 08:00:35 AM
 :anim_25:  :TooFunny:  :toothy12:  :TooFunny:  :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 19, 2025, 09:24:39 AM
Quote from: JeffC on March 19, 2025, 08:00:35 AM:anim_25:  :TooFunny:  :toothy12:  :TooFunny:  :icon_thumright:
Seems Iike some are jealous that I work out. All natty too, with no surgery.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on March 19, 2025, 02:18:34 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 19, 2025, 09:24:39 AM
Quote from: JeffC on March 19, 2025, 08:00:35 AM:anim_25:  :TooFunny:  :toothy12:  :TooFunny:  :icon_thumright:
Seems Iike some are jealous that I work out. All natty too, with no surgery.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 19, 2025, 08:24:43 PM
Me thinks you might be dyslexic there, Jiffy. Don't make the same mistake with your shooting iron.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 19, 2025, 09:24:34 PM
Hey lacrimosa, I had no idea how crazy you actually look. Wow ! You give new, perhaps literal, meaning to the term "lady killer." 


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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 20, 2025, 08:00:49 AM
"Zebra" this is the "Grumpie" bashing page  :you_rock:  :deadhorse:  :you_rock:

Besides its time for a new look... :toothy12:  :TooFunny:  :toothy12: 
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 20, 2025, 08:03:35 AM
Morning "Grumpies"!!
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: eggshell on March 20, 2025, 08:09:17 AM
I call dibs on the red dress, does it come in camo. Of course I'm going to use it to make a scarecrow that looks like JeffC to put in one of my gardens. I think I'll call it Jeffy princess cupcake. So now on we can use two monikers for our troubled friend JIffypop or cupcake
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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 21, 2025, 12:38:23 AM
Quote from: JeffC on March 20, 2025, 08:00:49 AMBesides its time for a new look... :toothy12:  :TooFunny:  :toothy12: 

I NEVER shave my lucky beard until AFTER the contest Jeff. I went over this with you already. Sheech, sometimes I wonder with these Flockers if anybody's home up in the aviary.🤔
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 21, 2025, 07:51:53 AM
Glad you found a dress you liked "Crackedshell"!! :toothy12:  :TooFunny:  :toothy12:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 21, 2025, 07:53:00 AM
Saw the "Grumpie Team Photo"!!  :toothy12:  :TooFunny:  :toothy12:  :icon_thumright:  :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 21, 2025, 09:17:43 AM
Wake up lacire, it's time to start spying on the Goats.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: reflexl on March 21, 2025, 10:18:22 AM
Well to quail the jealously of team splattered snot we are going to send you a peace offering. A taxidermy goat bagpipe.
You're welcome.
(https://i.imgur.com/sqKT9zl.jpeg)
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 21, 2025, 04:19:20 PM
Reject that is soooo gross and funny. And I thought my search history is bad... :icon_thumright:  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 21, 2025, 04:39:46 PM
Might as well get used to this view, Jiffy and team. Prolly aint gonna change much this spring. That's how it is when you are always bringing up the rear.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250321/ca21d4a83c18e8784aebbb88bba33e2b.jpg)

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 21, 2025, 10:42:36 PM
You think Seth Hamon could make me a goat bagpipe? 🤔
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 22, 2025, 08:00:31 AM
Quote from: Zobo on March 21, 2025, 10:42:36 PMYou this Seth Hamon could make me a goat bagpipe?
Just make sure it changes octaves if you give the ol' satchel a hard squeeze. . For you musically illiterate flockers, an octave is a musical scale.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on March 22, 2025, 08:25:33 AM
JiffyPop once told the game warden he was legal because he plugged his gun with an octave,

Yep, that went as expected and he lost his milk money for the week
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 23, 2025, 10:33:45 AM
We wont talk about that time "Cranky" wouldn't stop eating and refused to leave that restaurant.. :toothy12:  :TooFunny:  :toothy12:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 23, 2025, 12:04:27 PM
I hear the tattered flunkies are trying to up their game and be more manly and develop their killer instinct. Attendance is mandatory on held bi-weekly on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I heard they really had to work hard to find the right guy to help them, but finally settled on one the group agreed would challenge them and raise their game without setting unrealistic expectations. I hope the instructor y'all picked out works out!(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250323/59b3c3d5e441b83f24a45915fe110bd0.jpg)

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on March 23, 2025, 04:27:18 PM
On a recent scouting trip this was found carved in the bark of Hobo's favorite #1 tree for doing #2



Here I sit all broken hearted,
Tried to yelp but couldn't get started.

The next morning I took a big chance,
Tried to cackle only to poop my pants

Thought then and there my hunt came to an end,
Then remembered, thank goodness for xtra large Depends


The day was still dawning brite and fair
So sad the odor of rancid chili dogs hung in the air

I tried to cluck but my lips went dry,
Dropped my trumpet, curse this burning in my eye

When all else fails I can go to my blind,
Favorite place to text, sleep and unwind

Now I'm awake and my heart took a flutter,
Embarrassed to say I shot my deluxe Robo Strutter
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 23, 2025, 05:56:16 PM
 :popcorn:  :z-winnersmiley:  :popcorn:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 23, 2025, 07:30:05 PM
Quote from: crow on March 23, 2025, 04:27:18 PMOn a recent scouting trip this was found carved in the bark of Hobo's favorite #1 tree

Hey, nice going Mr.
Edgar Allan Crow!
I can tell you put a lot of time into that masterpiece of ****.
Congratulations, I'm surprised it's intelligible, albeit crude.
And please, get your facts straight next time. Everyone knows I would never use a deluxe robo stutter to hunt turkeys.
I only use the standard model.

Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 23, 2025, 08:33:59 PM
Surprised there wasn't a line about an e-caller in there. Speaking of which, Lactose was bragging about the new call the team had custom made for this year. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250324/8e2a3035a06c6173b7fd0f6df8682a88.jpg)

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on March 23, 2025, 08:48:15 PM
I heard if you let the string rewind real slow it gives that raspy sound everybody is chasing
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: zelmo1 on March 24, 2025, 09:29:02 AM
Don't drag " the champs" into your sordid world.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 24, 2025, 10:25:04 AM
ALL HAIL the DOMINATE PRDATOR'S THE SCATTERED FLOCK!!!
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 24, 2025, 11:09:02 AM
Don't worry, we will leave you all alone so you can make sure your feeders are working properly. Batteries on your golf carts are charged, and trail cameras are sending you up to date info. Us GOATS will just grab a turkey call and shotgun and take care of business when the time is right.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 24, 2025, 05:56:11 PM
Jiffy, it looks like those gobblers have their heads down trying to be polite and not get caught snickering at your dominant predator hype. When you get can get out of your truck and yell " ready or not, here I come!" Into the predawn air as loudly as you can and then proceed to go a get him. Then you might be on the same path that the GOATS trod years ago.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on March 24, 2025, 07:38:48 PM
That's right trod lightly and carry a big magnum
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 24, 2025, 08:49:56 PM
Found a picture of "Hapless" screaming "ready or not here I come"   :toothy12:  :TooFunny:  :toothy12:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 24, 2025, 09:16:55 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 24, 2025, 11:09:02 AMUs GOATS will just grab a turkey call and shotgun and take care of business when the time is right.

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And don't forget your flashlights, it's hard to see them up in the trees according to lacire  :anim_25:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 25, 2025, 05:30:29 AM
Quote from: JeffC on March 24, 2025, 08:49:56 PMFound a picture of "Hapless" screaming "ready or not here I come"   :toothy12:  :TooFunny:  :toothy12:
That looks more like the day I forgot my little Debbie's.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 25, 2025, 05:33:00 AM
Quote from: Zobo on March 24, 2025, 09:16:55 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 24, 2025, 11:09:02 AMUs GOATS will just grab a turkey call and shotgun and take care of business when the time is right.

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And don't forget your flashlights, it's hard to see them up in the trees according to lacire  :anim_25:
By the time I get 3 or 4 extension cords strung out for my spotlight, I am usually wooped and just give up. Remember, I am old school. Batteries are for wimps.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 26, 2025, 09:02:49 AM
Not a goat but thought I'd share. I saw this turkey yesterday that reminded me so much of Edgar Allan Crow I had to stop and take a picture. Uncanny resemblance. The top one reminds me of Eggshell.   :wave:

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 26, 2025, 09:19:15 AM
Didn't know turkeys walk on each other's backs to adjust them. Thought that was an Asian thing. That knowledge might come in handy this season.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: eggshell on March 26, 2025, 11:58:07 AM
UH That appears to be a residential area. Crow and i are country boys, you might want to pull those mask off and see. Wallah, Jiffypop and le-ludicrous.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on March 26, 2025, 01:24:29 PM
Slippery slope Bozo, slippery slope


There once was a Hobo from Nantucket,
******  :smiley-char092:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 26, 2025, 09:20:43 PM
Quote from: eggshell on March 26, 2025, 11:58:07 AMUH That appears to be a residential area. Crow and i are country boys, you might want to pull those mask off and see. Wallah, Jiffypop and le-ludicrous.

Yup, probably right. Makes more sense.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: zelmo1 on March 27, 2025, 07:33:27 AM
What are you knuckleheads up to today?  :funnyturkey: Z
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 27, 2025, 09:50:03 AM
Quote from: zelmo1 on March 27, 2025, 07:33:27 AMWhat are you knuckleheads up to today?  :funnyturkey: Z
About 5"11. I think I have maxed out. The hair turning grey is also an indicator I am slowly turning into a good-looking, middle aged man.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 27, 2025, 12:15:19 PM
About 5"11. I think I have maxed out. The hair turning grey is also an indicator I am slowly turning into a good-looking, middle aged man.

 :TooFunny:  :toothy12:  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 27, 2025, 08:27:48 PM
Quote from: crow on March 26, 2025, 01:24:29 PMThere once was a Hobo from Nantucket,
******  :smiley-char092:

Thank you, I take that as a compliment  :OGturkeyhead:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: zelmo1 on March 29, 2025, 07:44:37 AM
It wasn't meant that way  :z-twocents:  Z
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 29, 2025, 10:32:38 AM
Quote from: zelmo1 on March 29, 2025, 07:44:37 AMIt wasn't meant that way  :z-twocents:  Z

They think they're clever, funny and good looking. I know, it's crazy.
I don't want to have to burst their bubble, but sometimes I feel it's incumbent upon me to school them with my clearly superior wit, writing skills and overall good looks.  :z-winnersmiley:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 29, 2025, 10:56:58 AM
Quote from: Zobo on March 29, 2025, 10:32:38 AM
Quote from: zelmo1 on March 29, 2025, 07:44:37 AMIt wasn't meant that way  :z-twocents:  Z

They think they're clever, funny and good looking. I know, it's crazy.
I don't want to have to burst their bubble, but sometimes I feel it's incumbent upon me to school them with my clearly superior wit, writing skills and overall good looks.  :z-winnersmiley:
You wear an incumbent?
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on March 29, 2025, 12:04:40 PM
Not sure you've schooled anybody, the internet being so different than real life
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 29, 2025, 03:13:25 PM
You tell him crow. I believe it was Abe Lincoln that said, "Don't believe everything you read on the internet."
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 29, 2025, 03:23:07 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 29, 2025, 10:56:58 AM
Quote from: Zobo on March 29, 2025, 10:32:38 AM
Quote from: zelmo1 on March 29, 2025, 07:44:37 AMIt wasn't meant that way  :z-twocents:  Z

They think they're clever, funny and good looking. I know, it's crazy.
I don't want to have to burst their bubble, but sometimes I feel it's incumbent upon me to school them with my clearly superior wit, writing skills and overall good looks.  :z-winnersmiley:
You wear an incumbent?

You see what
 I mean?😏
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: backforty on March 29, 2025, 03:31:12 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 15, 2025, 05:41:56 AM
Quote from: crow on March 14, 2025, 10:49:36 PMNow that right there is disturbing
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And now we know how the Scattered Flockers gather back together.
Hey, don't judge till you've tried it. It's a great team bonding experience. (Threw up a little in my mouth while typing this)


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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 29, 2025, 03:46:24 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 29, 2025, 03:13:25 PMYou tell him crow. I believe it was Abe Lincoln that said, "Don't believe everything you read on the internet."

Leave Crow out of this Happy, he's got nothing to do with it. He doesn't even try to be funny.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 29, 2025, 06:10:15 PM
Quote from: backforty on March 29, 2025, 03:31:12 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 15, 2025, 05:41:56 AM
Quote from: crow on March 14, 2025, 10:49:36 PMNow that right there is disturbing
.

And now we know how the Scattered Flockers gather back together.
Hey, don't judge till you've tried it. It's a great team bonding experience. (Threw up a little in my mouth while typing this)


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It ok, Backforty. I hear that Everclear that Jiffy pop adds to their cool-aid can really do a number on a man. You prolly thought you were doing the Cha-Cha Slide with the Swedish bikini swim team. If you were at the GOATS campfire, I would offer you a good 12 year bourbon and a good cigar to get the taste out of your mouth.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 29, 2025, 06:15:41 PM
Quote from: Zobo on March 29, 2025, 03:46:24 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 29, 2025, 03:13:25 PMYou tell him crow. I believe it was Abe Lincoln that said, "Don't believe everything you read on the internet."

Leave Crow out of this Happy, he's got nothing to do with it. He doesn't even try to be funny.
Glad to see you finally catching on, Hobo. Us GOATS don't have to try to be funny. It just happens organically.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on March 29, 2025, 06:39:52 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 29, 2025, 06:15:41 PM
Quote from: Zobo on March 29, 2025, 03:46:24 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 29, 2025, 03:13:25 PMYou tell him crow. I believe it was Abe Lincoln that said, "Don't believe everything you read on the internet."

Leave Crow out of this Happy, he's got nothing to do with it. He doesn't even try to be funny.
Glad to see you finally catching on, Hobo. Us GOATS don't have to try to be funny. It just happens organically.

Well it's good of you to be understanding Happy. It takes some of us a little longer to catch on due to years of cheap bourbon and oxygen deprivation from sucking on a yelper too hard.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 29, 2025, 07:16:55 PM
Quote from: Zobo on March 29, 2025, 06:39:52 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 29, 2025, 06:15:41 PM
Quote from: Zobo on March 29, 2025, 03:46:24 PM
Quote from: Happy on March 29, 2025, 03:13:25 PMYou tell him crow. I believe it was Abe Lincoln that said, "Don't believe everything you read on the internet."

Leave Crow out of this Happy, he's got nothing to do with it. He doesn't even try to be funny.
Glad to see you finally catching on, Hobo. Us GOATS don't have to try to be funny. It just happens organically.

Well it's good of you to be understanding Happy. It takes some of us a little longer to catch on due to years of cheap bourbon and oxygen deprivation from sucking on a yelper too hard.
Have you ever sipped bourbon through a yelper? You, sir, have piqued my curiosity.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: zelmo1 on March 31, 2025, 01:20:28 PM
I don't know if i should laugh or cry  :OGturkeyhead:  Z
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on March 31, 2025, 01:56:20 PM
Quote from: zelmo1 on March 31, 2025, 01:20:28 PMI don't know if i should laugh or cry  :OGturkeyhead:  Z
Laugh, it's more manly. Crying is for wussies. Unless you're like Backforty and just realized you were salsa dancing with fat dudes in diapers. That would make  anyone cry.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on March 31, 2025, 07:00:26 PM
 :turkey:  :toothy9:  :turkey:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: zelmo1 on April 03, 2025, 09:29:13 AM
Glad to see you finally catching on, Hobo. Us GOATS don't have to try to be funny. It just happens organically.

Like Farts  :funnyturkey:  :funnyturkey: Z
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on April 03, 2025, 01:32:55 PM
Elmo, once again, you have proven that you are an intellectual giant. Those knuckledraggers over on the Boring 20s are so lucky to have you to shower them with wisdumb.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: zelmo1 on April 03, 2025, 01:46:10 PM
Sometimes you pick the low hanging fruit bro. Tired of dealing with some engineers at work, lol. And I never said I was smart, EVER.  Z
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on April 03, 2025, 02:38:11 PM
Ahh....Engineers, the guys that make things look pretty on paper, but I can't tell you how to operate a wrench. I feel your pain. But I have to warn you that electrical engineering is one of the many coats I wear. 
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on April 03, 2025, 09:53:59 PM
Quote from: zelmo1 on April 03, 2025, 09:29:13 AMGlad to see you finally catching on, Hobo. Us GOATS don't have to try to be funny. It just happens organically.

Like Farts  :funnyturkey:  :funnyturkey: Z


Brilliant, :you_rock: 
yup, perfect!!!
👍🤩👍
:z-winnersmiley:
Not smart? Nonsense! This could be the smartest thing anyone's said in this entire thread!!!
A tip of the cap, sir.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on April 05, 2025, 08:33:19 AM
You would think that Zobo. It was funny, I can give Z credit for that. And that is what this thread is all about. Brilliant is pushing it a bit, though.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on April 05, 2025, 09:07:01 PM
Shear genius Zelmo. :happy0064:  Don't listen to Happy, he's just jealous.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on April 06, 2025, 08:17:56 AM
Don't listen to Happy, he's just jealous.

Now THAT is funny, Zobo.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on April 06, 2025, 03:10:02 PM
Zobo, you are way out of line with that picture you posted of eggshell and me.
I'm telling you straight up, if you did that in person I would be in your face about it.

Your not as funny as you think and apparently I'm not the only one thinking that, seeing how this thread has fallen off with the other people that were posting here.

Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on April 06, 2025, 07:27:43 PM
Quote from: crow on April 06, 2025, 03:10:02 PMZobo, you are way out of line with that picture you posted of eggshell and me

Whoa, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Todo.
Too snarky? Certainly did not mean to offend at all. I was seeing posts of goats in dresses with makeup, half naked fat sumo guys and Richard Simons in spandex, so I honestly didn't think I was way out of line with that picture. You yourself wrote a poem about how I lost control of my bowels and needed depends diapers. 
But ok, no problem, definitely sorry, will tone down now and get to a hunting.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on April 07, 2025, 07:48:31 AM
:deadhorse: If you choose to participate in this thread, you have signed off on all the silly funny BS that is thrown at you or anyone participating in such nonsense. If you have a problem, send a PM to person who offended you, then stay out of me and Happless happy place.  :thanks: 
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on April 07, 2025, 08:21:39 AM
Not how I see it. There is a difference in jokes about goat pics, overdosing on Lil Debbies and wearing Depends compared to a joke picture of a team member Humping somebody on his team. That is crossing a line.

That's not what this thread has been last couple of years, I could have responded with a next level joke to zobo and that would probably get me thrown off this forum.
What happened to this forum being kid friendly.

Anybody that says something like this about me publicly is not getting a PM back. I'm going to respond back publicly.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on April 07, 2025, 08:45:30 AM
A pm might have been a better way to handle it. I've apologized. I won't joke with you anymore. Let's move on.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on April 07, 2025, 09:09:24 AM
No interest in a PM.
You made it public, it get answered public.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: eggshell on April 07, 2025, 09:27:09 AM
Ok, I'm negotiating a ceasefire. I was the subject of the post, so I have a say. First off, I thought it crossed a thin line just a bit with sexual connotation, but I was willing to shrug it off. However, I never found it funny. I can still live with it though as we all have our own sense of humor. I have an old saying that I constantly remind my adult children of, "It's much easier to live at peace then at War". Let's call it done, resolved and move on. As Elmer Fudd would say, "sshhhh be very quiet -It's Turkey season and I'm hunting turkeys"!  Can we just move on.....
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: reflexl on April 07, 2025, 10:19:18 AM
We are simply better than the splattered snot guys.
(https://i.imgur.com/X8jnMEP.jpeg)
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: zelmo1 on April 07, 2025, 10:55:00 AM
Quote from: reflexl on April 07, 2025, 10:19:18 AMWe are simply better than the splattered snot guys.
(https://i.imgur.com/X8jnMEP.jpeg)

I bow to the goats :OGturkeyhead:  :funnyturkey:  :funnyturkey:  :funnyturkey:  Z

And that is an innovative scouting technique.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on April 07, 2025, 08:15:31 PM
I am here for laughs and try to keep it light-hearted. Other than insinuating that certain teams were ugly, dumb, smelly, and lacking in overall sophistication and manliness, I think I behaved myself quite well. of course I haven't picked on our captain much. He has been keeping a low profile for some reason. Guessing he missed some boat payments or some loan shark is after him.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on April 07, 2025, 08:55:31 PM
About that boat, might start looking for a new one  :anim_25:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on April 07, 2025, 09:06:42 PM
I have this bad boy on layaway. I put down the down payment, but our boss man says the piggybank is empty back at the clubhouse. We might have either have to start doing some fundraisers.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250408/24a8074ba99ce9a78ae6e132e8dc6986.jpg)
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: eggshell on April 07, 2025, 11:49:50 PM
Happy, I think it may of been a mistake to trust a man who basically lives in a desert to care for our boat. He claims it sunk, but were in the heck did he find any water to sink it in ? Seems kind of suspicious to me
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on April 08, 2025, 06:21:58 AM
It's always been suspicious to me. He is always talking smack and then disappearing. Leaving us with practically nothing to work with, but still expecting stellar results. He is lucky that we are like the special forces of the turkey woods and masters at making do with what we have. You would think we would have made enough money from the car wash to at least get a decent snack bar. I mean, i dont break out the speedo for just anything. But no, not in the budget, he says. Anyone else notice that new, obnoxious gold chain he is wearing now?
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on April 08, 2025, 07:46:51 AM
Heard Reject was given access to Grumpie savings account, spent all the money on another pellet gun  :toothy12: so this was the boat he came up with  :TooFunny:  :toothy12:  :TooFunny: 
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: zelmo1 on April 08, 2025, 07:51:08 AM
How can this not be the best forum, LOL :TooFunny: I love it here. Z
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: GobbleNut on April 08, 2025, 09:34:37 AM
Quote from: Happy on April 07, 2025, 08:15:31 PM of course I haven't picked on our captain much. He has been keeping a low profile for some reason. Guessing he missed some boat payments or some loan shark is after him.

My role in these matters is to pick the fight and then stand back, watch what happens, and let my expert teammates take it from there.  ;D 
...From what I see, you guys are doing a fine job...   :angel9:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: zelmo1 on April 08, 2025, 11:07:01 AM
Lead from the front Gobblenut. Z :funnyturkey:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on April 08, 2025, 04:03:58 PM
Heard Reject was given access to Grumpie savings account, spent all the money on another pellet gun  :toothy12: so this was the boat he came up with  :TooFunny:  :toothy12:  :TooFunny: 

You obviously don't know what Reflexl has been up to. For the last 6 months, he has been doing that P90x workout. He is just gonna use a slingshot to make it challenging. Crow has been in the custom shop getting some upgrades as well. He is gonna be a camo clad version of Wolverine when he finishes healing up.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on April 08, 2025, 04:08:29 PM
My role in these matters is to pick the fight and then stand back, watch what happens, and let my expert teammates take it from there.   

That's our "Leader" . He always manages to pick a fight with the biggest, ugliest, stinky fellows in the bar and then gallantly run away. Good thing we are scrappy.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on April 09, 2025, 08:11:49 AM
was able to get security camera shot of GN leaving... :toothy12:  :TooFunny:  :toothy12:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on April 09, 2025, 08:17:35 AM
Reject workout.. :icon_thumright:  :TooFunny:  :toothy12:  :TooFunny:  :you_rock:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: zelmo1 on April 10, 2025, 05:10:38 AM
Seems like he has a pretty good view from there. I might suggest that workout . I also may get a black eye from Mrs. Z  :OGturkeyhead:   Z
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on April 10, 2025, 10:39:32 PM
:morning: Well, anything happening since my last post on page 4 ?
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on April 10, 2025, 10:46:01 PM
Quote from: lacire on April 10, 2025, 10:39:32 PM:morning: Well, anything happening since my last post on page 4 ?

Well good morning Rip Van Winkle, nice of you to join the fun, nope, you haven't missed a thing, 😆 all's quiet on the western front.👍
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on April 11, 2025, 07:59:00 AM
Welcome back lacire, glad to see you have a great excuse to be missing from the "Grumpie" bashing!! :z-guntootsmiley:  :gobble:  :gobble:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on April 11, 2025, 08:00:42 AM
Wake up "Grumpies" the band is back together..the season is starting to get fired up!!
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on April 11, 2025, 10:44:34 AM
Lacire slowly waking up. It will take time (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250411/5668d9b84d81e556001a186ec025fb14.jpg)


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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Happy on April 11, 2025, 06:47:26 PM
Well men, (I would say gentlemen if appropriate) here is where i have to go dark. Between work, teaching college, and the everyday things that I have to do in preparation for the season, I fear I will not have time to insult everyone properly. Thanks for the fun and the laughs. I hope everyone has their best season ever. If y'all are lucky, I might start a hunt thread, filled with selfies and updates, flaunting my good looks and mesmerizing personality. There might be a turkey from time to time, but I keep most of that stuff to myself. I would rather brag about my amazing attributes as an adult male than the killing side. Good luck, thanks, and see y'all on the other side of the season.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on April 11, 2025, 07:05:25 PM
Quote from: Happy on April 11, 2025, 06:47:26 PMWell men, (I would say gentlemen if appropriate) here is where i have to go dark. Between work, teaching college, and the everyday things that I have to do in preparation for the season, I fear I will not have time to insult everyone properly. Thanks for the fun and the laughs. I hope everyone has their best season ever. If y'all are lucky, I might start a hunt thread, filled with selfies and updates, flaunting my good looks and mesmerizing personality. There might be a turkey from time to time, but I keep most of that stuff to myself. I would rather brag about my amazing attributes as an adult male than the killing side. Good luck, thanks, and see y'all on the other side of the season.

Good luck Happy.... :happy0167:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on April 11, 2025, 07:29:47 PM
Quote from: Zobo on April 11, 2025, 10:44:34 AMLacire slowly waking up. It will take time (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250411/5668d9b84d81e556001a186ec025fb14.jpg)


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Lacire almost didn't wake up and he's been pretty busy, not that he wasn't thinking of You'all and how this contest was going... he had back to back heart attacks after being admitted to one hospital and then took a nice helicopter ride to another hospital where he had emergency surgery... and when he made it home he had family members coming over to see how far gone he was... most wanted to know where they were placed in his will... (who gets what gun)... but now other than carrying the nitro in his pocket he's better. Though against his wife's better judgement (he had permission from the doctors) he went out and shot a nice bird with his son and grandson, in about 10 minutes they actually tripled from the same blind.

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Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: crow on April 11, 2025, 07:40:05 PM
Very glad your still with us Lacire and able to hunt,
Congrats on your gobbler
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: Zobo on April 11, 2025, 07:50:08 PM
Had no idea! Well that's certainly no joking matter.  It's great to see you up and doing what you love with those you love. Wow, you seem to be doing great after that kind of trauma. You must be one tough sob! Took me months to get over a small stroke couple years ago. Well, I wish you the best with your further recovery. And, try to  enjoy the season, although you obviously don't need me telling you that😊🙏🙏🙏💪👍👍👍
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on April 11, 2025, 09:00:48 PM
Quote from: crow on April 11, 2025, 07:40:05 PMVery glad your still with us Lacire and able to hunt,
Congrats on your gobbler
Thank you Crow  :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on April 11, 2025, 09:03:31 PM
Quote from: Zobo on April 11, 2025, 07:50:08 PMHad no idea! Well that's certainly no joking matter.  It's great to see you up and doing what you love with those you love. Wow, you seem to be doing great after that kind of trauma. You must be one tough sob! Took me months to get over a small stroke couple years ago. Well, I wish you the best with your further recovery. And, try to  enjoy the season, although you obviously don't need me telling you that😊🙏🙏🙏💪👍👍👍

Thanks Zobo, I'm not tuff, God was just watching over me.  :jesus-cross:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: JeffC on April 11, 2025, 09:09:32 PM
:mycross: I am sitting here not knowing what to say, wow what a story, so glad you are doing well enough to get out and have a great hunt with your family. Please take care of yourself, listen to your wife! she knows you best.
Awesome photo with your son and grandson. Prayers out to you, take it easy, glad you're all right and able to enjoy your passion.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on April 11, 2025, 10:31:48 PM
Quote from: JeffC on April 11, 2025, 09:09:32 PM:mycross: I am sitting here not knowing what to say, wow what a story, so glad you are doing well enough to get out and have a great hunt with your family. Please take care of yourself, listen to your wife! she knows you best.
Awesome photo with your son and grandson. Prayers out to you, take it easy, glad you're all right and able to enjoy your passion.
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Quote from: JeffC on April 11, 2025, 09:09:32 PM:mycross: I am sitting here not knowing what to say, wow what a story, so glad you are doing well enough to get out and have a great hunt with your family. Please take care of yourself, listen to your wife! she knows you best.
Awesome photo with your son and grandson. Prayers out to you, take it easy, glad you're all right and able to enjoy your passion.

Thanks for the thoughts Jeff, there's really nothing to say, I've had so many hunts with my son and grandsons that they'll have a lot of good memories to look back on. I know what the future holds for me and where I'm going... But... God knew that you, the Goats and the longbeards would be missing me terribly saying, "where did that smart memeing lacire run off too". So He just threw me back for a little while longer. :TooFunny:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: GobbleNut on April 11, 2025, 10:34:00 PM
Like everybody else, it is pretty shocking to hear when one of our brothers here goes through something like this, lacire.  Wishing you a full and speedy recovery...and congrats to you and your boys on the successful hunt.  ...But don't overdo it! 
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: eggshell on April 12, 2025, 03:54:33 AM
Geesh, I am glad your back on your feet and out chasing turkeys. If I'd of known I would have had you on my prayer list, be careful
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: zelmo1 on April 12, 2025, 08:46:53 AM
Glad to hear you are better lacire, turkeys are secondary to health. You are in our prayers brother, Z
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on April 12, 2025, 10:56:30 AM
Quote from: eggshell on April 12, 2025, 03:54:33 AMGeesh, I am glad your back on your feet and out chasing turkeys. If I'd of known I would have had you on my prayer list, be careful
Thank you, through my wife and daughters I was on a lot of prayer lists. Prayer works.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on April 12, 2025, 11:00:20 AM
Quote from: zelmo1 on April 12, 2025, 08:46:53 AMGlad to hear you are better lacire, turkeys are secondary to health. You are in our prayers brother, Z

Thanks, I'm taking it easy... well I mean I hunted out of a blind and I hate blinds :TooFunny:
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: reflexl on April 14, 2025, 11:12:59 AM
Just heard about lacire. Glad you are still with us.
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: zelmo1 on April 14, 2025, 02:01:24 PM
And he shot a nice bird too.  :funnyturkey: Z
Title: Re: GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread
Post by: lacire on April 16, 2025, 02:22:24 AM
Quote from: reflexl on April 14, 2025, 11:12:59 AMJust heard about lacire. Glad you are still with us.

Thank you reflexl.  :icon_thumright: