A game warden was driving down the road when he came
upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and
asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?"
The boy replied, "What turkey?"
The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying
under your arm."
The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a
turkey done roosted under my arm!"
The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey
season is closed, so what ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to
you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his
wing, I'll break your arm.
Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are
you gonna do with him?"
The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his arse
and let him go!
Pucker up Lawman. :TooFunny:
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THATS GOOD.
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man i just had a kidney removed, i laughed so hard had to take a pain pill.
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Now that's funny, right there.. :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
classic! :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Quote from: stone road turkey calls on May 22, 2011, 11:24:31 AM
man i just had a kidney removed, i laughed so hard had to take a pain pill.
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sounds like the game warden in my county.....
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nice one
Quote from: stone road turkey calls on May 22, 2011, 11:24:31 AM
man i just had a kidney removed, i laughed so hard had to take a pain pill.
Ain't trying to laugh at your pain but that was funny.....
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