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Title: Please allow me to introduce myself
Post by: longspur on March 02, 2013, 08:13:53 PM
  I am a beady-eyed bird.known by many names. I am reason unhinged, creator of despair.
I am that which sets your pulse to race and your blood to boil.
In my name you abandon family and responsibility.
In my name you deprive yourself of rest. And to what purpose?
To match wits with a beady-eyed bird. But there is no contest.
I am an escape artist, a master of survival, one attuned to an enviornment of peril.
Racoons, coyotes, owls, hawks-thest are my real enemies, you are child's play.
Oh, I hear you, talking to me through wood, reed, or slate.
Sometimes you sound so seductive I must investigate. But I know you, better than you know yourself.
So I have you wait...and wait...and wait. For you are not patient creatures.
I WATCH...YOU MOVE...AND I AM GONE!!!
Title: Re: Please allow me to introduce myself
Post by: tomstopper on March 02, 2013, 08:41:50 PM
Awesome........ Thanks for sharing........
Title: Re: Please allow me to introduce myself
Post by: TrackeySauresRex on March 02, 2013, 08:47:21 PM
 :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: Please allow me to introduce myself
Post by: guesswho on March 02, 2013, 08:54:59 PM
Nothing personal, but in two weeks I'm shooting you and all your rowdy friends in the face, and you won't even know I'm there until it's to late!
Title: Re: Please allow me to introduce myself
Post by: Eric Gregg on March 02, 2013, 08:59:07 PM
Quote from: guesswho on March 02, 2013, 08:54:59 PM
Nothing personal, but in two weeks I'm shooting you and all your rowdy friends in the face, and you won't even know I'm there until it's to late!

:you_rock: :fud: :newmascot: :smiley-char092: :jackson:
Title: Re: Please allow me to introduce myself
Post by: longspur on March 03, 2013, 06:16:11 AM
Quote from: guesswho on March 02, 2013, 08:54:59 PM
Nothing personal, but in two weeks I'm shooting you and all your rowdy friends in the face, and you won't even know I'm there until it's to late!
somehow I think it will be personal ;)
Title: Re: Please allow me to introduce myself
Post by: redarrow on March 03, 2013, 05:42:29 PM
You float like a butterfly and sting like a bee,you cause a grown man to bend a knee. I hate you ,you feathered #%$$**(^$#%$^%&*()**(^&^$)()^. So there.
Title: Re: Please allow me to introduce myself
Post by: guesswho on March 03, 2013, 06:04:22 PM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Please allow me to introduce myself
Post by: tomstopper on March 03, 2013, 06:10:21 PM
Quote from: redarrow on March 03, 2013, 05:42:29 PM
You float like a butterfly and sting like a bee,you cause a grown man to bend a knee. I hate you ,you feathered #%$$**(^$#%$^%&*()**(^&^$)()^. So there.
awesome  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Please allow me to introduce myself
Post by: chatterbox on March 03, 2013, 06:46:37 PM
Quote from: redarrow on March 03, 2013, 05:42:29 PM
You float like a butterfly and sting like a bee,you cause a grown man to bend a knee. I hate you ,you feathered #%$$**(^$#%$^%&*()**(^&^$)()^. So there.
This! :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Please allow me to introduce myself
Post by: spurman on March 03, 2013, 07:16:45 PM
 In 19 days I am going to try real hard to find you  ;)  :fud: :gobble: