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You might be a Redneck If.....

Started by HogBiologist, December 14, 2011, 02:03:36 PM

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HogBiologist

You might just be a redneck if you use Vienna Sausage pop tops as stoppers for your kitchen sink.  No lie, the trailer we moved into has no dish washer, so I have to wash in the sink.  That is not an issue.  THe problem was that there were no sink stoppers.  I grabbed a pop top off the counter and stuck it over the drain.  Ureka!  It will actually hold water over night. 

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 :z-winnersmiley: YEP we have done it in the camper  :agreed:

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But how did you get it flat after you opened the can  :toothy12:



HogBiologist

Wellllllll?  You see there was this lid and I took my very dexteritable fingers and flatened it back out.
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You might be a redneck if you ate the Vienna Sausage's.  Using the lid for a stopper was just common sense.
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Waste not want not true recycling. Need a new stopper eat some sausages.
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Quote from: guesswho on December 14, 2011, 03:52:05 PM
You might be a redneck if you ate the Vienna Sausage's.  Using the lid for a stopper was just common sense.

That's my Ronnie.. I love ya, man.. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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Snoody Bastid

Quote from: guesswho on December 14, 2011, 03:52:05 PM
You might be a redneck if you ate the Vienna Sausage's.  Using the lid for a stopper was just common sense.

Good one... :TooFunny:

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Hognutz

Quote from: handcannon on December 14, 2011, 05:13:43 PM
Quote from: Hognutz on December 14, 2011, 04:19:21 PM
That's my Ronnie.. I love a, man.. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

You scare me sometimes......

That was a serious typo..It was supposed to say I love ya, man.. Not, I love a, man..
I am completely embarrassed and beg forgiveness from the masses.
What a time to not proof read. Yikes..Mike
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


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