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Turkey haiku

Started by The Lung, May 08, 2024, 11:26:24 PM

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The Lung

Crisp morning, green leaves
Now prepare yourself my son
The ancient bird lands

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"Dear Lord, may our will be pure and our aim be true. Amen"

The Lung

Woman gets angry
Down the hall, vile turkey sounds
I will go outside

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"Dear Lord, may our will be pure and our aim be true. Amen"

GobbleNut

:TooFunny:  Love it!...although I am pretty certain a few folks here are probably researching exactly what a "haiku" is...  If I hadn't had to write them for high school English class fifty-five years ago, I know I would be... :D  ;D

NCL

Quote from: GobbleNut on May 10, 2024, 11:02:15 AM:TooFunny:  Love it!...although I am pretty certain a few folks here are probably researching exactly what a "haiku" is...  If I hadn't had to write them for high school English class fifty-five years ago, I know I would be... :D  ;D

I recall also have to write Haikus for English. Actually I should say trying to write a Haiku. If I remember there were rules on how they had to be formed.

The Lung

Quote from: GobbleNut on May 10, 2024, 11:02:15 AM:TooFunny:  Love it!...although I am pretty certain a few folks here are probably researching exactly what a "haiku" is...  If I hadn't had to write them for high school English class fifty-five years ago, I know I would be... :D  ;D
Lol, thanks GobbleNut. I know it's goofy, but hey, I'm a little off.
Beats watching the crap on TV these days.

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"Dear Lord, may our will be pure and our aim be true. Amen"

The Lung

Dinosaur bird knows
Box, pot and peg, diaphragm
He has heard them all

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"Dear Lord, may our will be pure and our aim be true. Amen"

paboxcall

Trumpet's soft clucking
Gobble rattles the mountain
Spit and drum below
A quality paddle caller will most run itself.  It just needs someone to carry it around the woods. Yoder409
Over time...they come to learn how little air a good yelper actually requires. ChesterCopperpot

paboxcall

Predawn darkness fades
Sunrise lights across the ridge
Any moment now
A quality paddle caller will most run itself.  It just needs someone to carry it around the woods. Yoder409
Over time...they come to learn how little air a good yelper actually requires. ChesterCopperpot

Yoder409

The forest awakes
The monarch booms from the limb
Yoder's will be done
PA elitist since 1979

The good Lord ain't made a gobbler I can't kill.  I just gotta be there at the right time.....  on the day he wants to die.

The Lung

Quote from: paboxcall on May 10, 2024, 08:52:52 PMTrumpet's soft clucking
Gobble rattles the mountain
Spit and drum below
I love it!

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"Dear Lord, may our will be pure and our aim be true. Amen"

The Lung

Wrinkle-faced longbeard
Jakes are afraid, he draws blood
Not a gentleman

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"Dear Lord, may our will be pure and our aim be true. Amen"

Yoder409

Like Christmas morning
Wait all year for it to come
But over too soon

:(
PA elitist since 1979

The good Lord ain't made a gobbler I can't kill.  I just gotta be there at the right time.....  on the day he wants to die.

Zobo

#12
A Turkey Camp Breakfast:

Crinkling, crackling, dry.
Come on egg, come on egg, fry.
Unhatched embryo.

:morning:
Stand still, and consider the wonderous works of God  Job:37:14

Ctrize

Pure American
His colors red, white and blue.
Franklin got it wrong

Lcmacd 58

Keep it up guys
I love reading these ....