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Chuck Norris Facts!!!

Started by shootumindaface, February 06, 2011, 03:09:58 PM

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OldHen

chuck norris says that team OSCEOLA is gonna kick your A$$ this year

OLE RASPY

Quote from: OldHen on February 06, 2011, 10:11:39 PM
chuck norris says that team OSCEOLA is gonna kick your A$$ this year

HELLZ YEAH

HARDCORE

Quote from: OldHen on February 06, 2011, 10:11:39 PM
chuck norris says that team OSCEOLA is gonna kick your A$$ this year


Talk about a LAME A$$ banner, give me a break.  ::)

HC


HARDCORE

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

HC


OLE RASPY

Quote from: Hardcore on February 06, 2011, 10:15:46 PM
Quote from: OldHen on February 06, 2011, 10:11:39 PM
chuck norris says that team OSCEOLA is gonna kick your A$$ this year


Talk about a LAME A$$ banner, give me a break.  ::)

HC
We will see whos lame come contest time dont worry bout the banner just worry bout ole chuck seeing u post that. :TooFunny:

RutnNStrutn

Quote from: OLE RASPY on February 06, 2011, 10:18:31 PM
Quote from: Hardcore on February 06, 2011, 10:15:46 PM
Quote from: OldHen on February 06, 2011, 10:11:39 PM
chuck norris says that team OSCEOLA is gonna kick your A$$ this year

Talk about a LAME A$$ banner, give me a break.  ::)HC
We will see whos lame come contest time dont worry bout the banner just worry bout ole chuck seeing u post that. :TooFunny:
Right on Raspy!!! The only thing hardcore will be Chuck's boot smashing into the side of Hardcore's head!!!! :lol:

HARDCORE

Quote from: OLE RASPY on February 06, 2011, 10:18:31 PM
Quote from: Hardcore on February 06, 2011, 10:15:46 PM
Quote from: OldHen on February 06, 2011, 10:11:39 PM
chuck norris says that team OSCEOLA is gonna kick your A$$ this year


Talk about a LAME A$$ banner, give me a break.  ::)

HC
We will see whos lame come contest time dont worry bout the banner just worry bout ole chuck seeing u post that. :TooFunny:

I wasn't referring to Chuck, he's THE MAN!

Now you........not so cool!  :goofball:

HC


OLE RASPY

Quote from: Hardcore on February 06, 2011, 10:22:49 PM
Quote from: OLE RASPY on February 06, 2011, 10:18:31 PM
Quote from: Hardcore on February 06, 2011, 10:15:46 PM
Quote from: OldHen on February 06, 2011, 10:11:39 PM
chuck norris says that team OSCEOLA is gonna kick your A$$ this year


Talk about a LAME A$$ banner, give me a break.  ::)

HC
We will see whos lame come contest time dont worry bout the banner just worry bout ole chuck seeing u post that. :TooFunny:

I wasn't referring to Chuck, he's THE MAN!

Now you........not so cool!  :goofball:

HC
I think i heard chuck say (SHOCK GOBBLE AND MISS)   what.

HARDCORE

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

HC


HogBiologist

Science has proven there are hundreds of thousands of Black Holes.  Science also proved that Chuck Norris is what creates black holes.  One Round House kick destroies a star and turns it into a black hole.
Certified Wildlife Biologist

OldHen

Quote from: Hardcore on February 06, 2011, 10:15:46 PM
Quote from: OldHen on February 06, 2011, 10:11:39 PM
chuck norris says that team OSCEOLA is gonna kick your A$$ this year


Talk about a LAME A$$ banner, give me a break.  ::)

HC

jealousy isnt a good look for your ronnie.....

HARDCORE

Quote from: OldHen on February 07, 2011, 12:19:49 AM
Quote from: Hardcore on February 06, 2011, 10:15:46 PM
Quote from: OldHen on February 06, 2011, 10:11:39 PM
chuck norris says that team OSCEOLA is gonna kick your A$$ this year


Talk about a LAME A$$ banner, give me a break.  ::)

HC

jealousy isnt a good look for your ronnie.....

Alls I gots to say is........ :emoticon-object-065: Annie.  :love5:   ;)

HC


OldHen

 :chucknorris:  makes the other  :'( (smilies)  cry !!!

CASH

A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

joshua

#1 How much wood would a woodCHUCK CHUCK if a woodCHUCK could Chuck Norris?  All of it.
#2 Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindness and possibly foot-sized bruises on the face.
#3 Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. :chucknorris:
Turkeys are as smart as hunters make em and public land offers more classes.
George Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British, he shot them.