The GOATS (Temporary Thread For Harassing Other Teams and Such...)

[Roost 1]

Since Roost aint playing he is going o let one of the other teams use his mascot.

[guesswho]

It's like everybody is afraid to form another team now.   It's like a Cricket calling contest in here now.   

[timberjack86]

G.O.A.T.S can get it done that's for sure

[Happy]

For a second i thought that was the biggest turkey i had ever seen! Oh well this ain't the first time my good looks have emptied a room. Usually there is more yelling and screaming on the stampede out the door though. I figure everyone is busy working on their alibis now, the confident ones may be plotting their backup plan F. They know backup plans A through E ain't gonna work and they are in an F situation.

[eggshell]

here see if this is little easier to view

G.O.A.T.S can get it done that's for sure

[Happy]

Thats better. I thought for a second all we had to do was submit one of Timberjacks gobblers and we would be done

[RutnNStrutn]

Good thing multibeards don't count. I see you recruited GuessWho to carry the rest of you wanna be's on his back. He hunts exclusively on turkey farms where the pen raised birds are genetically engineered to produce multiple beards, and are fed a strict diet of steroid laced corn before they are turned loose on the farm.


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Some state DNR's have paid Youtubers to promote their states.   Florida paid me to move in 1993, their turkey farm was dwindling.   Then five years ago Alabama paid me to relocate to Georgia for the same reason.  I lived on White Trash Drive in Georgia for one turkey season and they changed the name of my street.   If the GOATS need a high scoring bird to put this contest out of reach, I have their back.  But with the lineup Ive seen on the GOATS versus the other teams I figure I won't even have to put on my Crocs!     

Oh, they'll need your help alright!! GNH is taking the crown this year!!!

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[RutnNStrutn]

Good thing multibeards don't count. I see you recruited GuessWho to carry the rest of you wanna be's on his back. He hunts exclusively on turkey farms where the pen raised birds are genetically engineered to produce multiple beards, and are fed a strict diet of steroid laced corn before they are turned loose on the farm.


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Some state DNR's have paid Youtubers to promote their states.   Florida paid me to move in 1993, their turkey farm was dwindling.   Then five years ago Alabama paid me to relocate to Georgia for the same reason.  I lived on White Trash Drive in Georgia for one turkey season and they changed the name of my street.   If the GOATS need a high scoring bird to put this contest out of reach, I have their back.  But with the lineup Ive seen on the GOATS versus the other teams I figure I won't even have to put on my Crocs!     

Why did RutNStrutn cross the road?

He left the TP in his truck.

Never!! I'm serious about being prepared!!

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[crow]

It's like everybody is afraid to form another team now.   It's like a Cricket calling contest in here now.   

Big sale at The Dollar store  on the book "Turkey Hunting made simple: A Beginners Resource..."

guess everybody's busy reading

[timberjack86]

Thats better. I thought for a second all we had to do was submit one of Timberjacks gobblers and we would be done

Them birds are huge up here around home! We call em freezer fillers

[guesswho]

It's like everybody is afraid to form another team now.   It's like a Cricket calling contest in here now.   

Big sale at The Dollar store  on the book "Turkey Hunting made simple: A Beginners Resource..."

guess everybody's busy reading

[reflexl]

It's like everybody is afraid to form another team now.   It's like a Cricket calling contest in here now.   

Big sale at The Dollar store  on the book "Turkey Hunting made simple: A Beginners Resource..."

guess everybody's busy reading

I wrote that book to get rich. Figured I could pay for a slam with the proceeds.

[Happy]

Did you put lots of pictures in it to help the poor fellows out?

[crow]

I bought 2 copies, it was worth the money just for the cool decals,
my truck and mailbox are lookin good

[eggshell]

I heard a certain team had members go in and tape the book to frozen pizzas and try to say it was a package deal for $5.99 ....dudes that a movie and a pizza, not a book and a pizza. Gosh what kind of skoolen did thees younguns gut anyway. Dynasty my foot, if they can't come up with something better than that how on earth they going to kill gobblers.